Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Today's headlines #3

U.N. draft demands Syrian cooperation
Invokes rare (but menacing) “or else” clause...


Wal-Mart memo: Unhealthy need not apply
Big box giant claims to have already surpassed quota of disease ridden workers. Says one exec, “just look at our cashiers for Christ’s sake!”


Eritrea launches tourism drive with new hotel
An excited public responds: “Where the #@%& Is Eritrea?”


Tensions mount as probe nears completion
35 year old men worldwide frightened


Voice of Jolly Green Giant dies
Family priest to perform special Ho, Ho, Homily


India 2.0: Growing Pains in Bangalore
Kirk Cameron declares missionary work tough sell with Richard "Boner" Stabone along for the ride


Cabbie Accused of Tainting Food With Feces
...and in a (un)related story
McDonalds To Post Nutrition Information On Packaging
I’m just saying...


Galapagos Volcano Erupts for Third Day
Vows “Never to eat Mexican again.”

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