Friday, October 07, 2005

Random paragraph #23

Even though George had never seen a real-life alien in person (like his cousin Lester), he was pretty sure they weren’t this big... or this covered in rust. So when the previously unidentified ‘74 ford trailblazer surprised him by slamming into his solar plexus at 35 miles an hour, and he found himself broken, bloodied, and hurtling through the air toward a rather ominous and unwelcome-looking patch of asphalt, he was at least happy that he’d be able to take solace in the fact that he had been right about that alien after all... not that he actually knew what solace meant.

7 comments:

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Flarf said...

spam... if this keeps up, i may have to sidable anonymous posting.

Anonymous said...

huh?

Flarf said...

i meant "disable" anonymous posting

Anonymous said...

hehe... sidable.

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Flarf said...

satirical spam...

i can in no way endorse the products to whose website i linked... then again, i can't really say they're bad either...

hrmpf...

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