Thursday, November 21, 2013

Selfie


The Oxford Dictionaries' word of the year for 2013 is “selfie.”

To make room for the new addition, Oxford announced it would be deleting the seemingly now obsolete entry, “dignity.”

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

23 things that aren’t toast...


1. carbon fiber
2. mittens
3. kittens
4. fancy French cheeses
5. Nick Lachey
6. stuff that you crochet
7. anything croquet
8. chicken vindaloo
9. Cindy Lou Who
10. Lieutenant Dan
11. A Denver omelet
12. those weird little things that keep the ends of your shoelaces from getting all frayed
13. shoelaces
14. earlobes
15. globes
16. thermonuclear war
17. Denny’s Oreo Blender Blast
18. pot roasts
19. toast


dammit!