Thursday, October 20, 2005

Random paragraph #24

Sitting alone in his cubicle, Jack gnawed on a stale overpriced muffin while staring at the weathered “word of the day” calendar. He couldn’t believe it... not three days ago he had been lying on a beach in San Tropez, feeling the waves beat against his toes... a margarita in each hand and a bevy of beautiful women parading by wearing only slightly more than what one might use to floss one’s teeth. Now, stripped of his beloved sunshine and scenery, and burdened by the weight of knowing he wouldn’t be able to take anymore time off until at least the next fiscal quarter, he sighed. Slumping in his dilapidated aluminum-backed chair, a lukewarm cup of coffee in one hand and a copy of the “Primotech Interoffice Gazette” in the other, he glanced back at the calendar and began to chuckle... after all, he couldn’t help but find it ironic... today’s word of the day: “mulct”.

11 comments:

Flarf said...

Mulct: To punish for an offense or misdemeanor by imposing a fine or demanding a forfeiture

Flarf said...

pluct: a naked chicken.

Flarf said...

Buct: what the bull did when cowboy steve tried to profess his love.

Anonymous said...

ummm... the word is mulct, not mluct

Flarf said...

Cluct: what the chicken did when it was pluct.

Flarf said...

debunct: what happens to all my "lost" theories

Flarf said...

skunct: what happened to the red sox in the playoffs ;)

Flarf said...

krunct: what you get when partying with lil' jon

Flarf said...

love the ninja by the way :)

Flarf said...

spellunct: what the guy interested in caves did last saturday...

Flarf said...

ok, now i think im just cheating...