Friday, January 13, 2006

Singing the praises of the period...

When it comes to punctuation, most people don’t give much props to the period. Sure it’s symmetrical and dependable and all, but for the most part it lives in the shadow of its flashier cousins. And that’s too bad. Because I think, if you really think about it (and apparently I have), it’s much more versatile then you may be thinking.

Take for example, the following sentence:

I want pie.

It’s a fine sentence. A declarative statement that is readily and easily understood. It’s plain to see that the person speaking would like some pie. No, it doesn’t tell you what KIND of pie they would like, or how much pie they’re planning on consuming, but still, you know the basics, and that’s pretty good.

Now watch what happens when we add in a couple more:

I. Want. Pie.

Quite a change there. By adding those two tiny dots we’ve made the same three words seem more forceful, more impactful. Now, it’s not a statement. It’s a command. This person’s perturbed, and they won’t be put up with a praline or a pudding pop, no siree Bob. This particular person won’t be pleased till they partake in some pie!

And yet there's more. Watch what happens when we move those three little periods around a bit.

I want pie...

Well that shook things up, didn’t it? Now we’ve got a full fledged mystery. A cliffhanger. It’s like grammatical film noir. You know pie is involved, but you feel like there’s more to the story. It could be something seedy... something illicit... something involving meringue.

It could be, but you don’t know, do you?


That my friend, is the power of the period.

6 comments:

Wraar said...

and the power of pie.

Flarf said...

the power of pi is strong indeed... oh yes...

3.14159265 strong.

Anonymous said...

What might be implied by "...I want pie." ?

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