Vatican brings back clocking in
God to remain in charge of clocking out
Girl finds $1,000 in Richard Simmons tape
Boy finds Richard Simmons incredibly annoying
Family river rafting makes great memories
and lousy baklava.
Scotch tape unleashes X-ray power
Um... guys... it's Scotch tape. It’s kinda clear to begin with.
Israel considers question: "Who is a Jew?"
Iran offers support... is willing to launch massive search effort
Court weighs amputee's case
Client hopes for quick decision… says attorney fees are costing him
an arm and a leg
(I can't believe I actually typed that last one)
