Thursday, April 14, 2005

Random Thought #6

The other day, I started thinking about pencil sharpeners... you know, how they’re really just a tool of the establishment... "The man’s” system for maintaining uniformity... abhorring uniqueness... trying to whittle us all down to identical standards... no jagged edges... no rounded points... everything and everyone, exactly the same. It’s wrong man... just wrong. Well the more I thought about it, the more irate I became at the sheer presumption that we would even want to be like that... I became enraged... I'll tell ya, it really chapped my patoot.


...until I remembered I was talking about a pencil.

1 comment:

Flarf said...

that might be best...