Random paragraph #18

As he made his way to the door, Howard apologized profusely for the uncomfortable situation he had just caused. Who knew so much fuss could be arise from the asking of a simple question. Now... having downed 6 whiskey sours and 4 glasses of scotch over the course of the evening, he couldn’t exactly remember what that question had been, but he did know this... when an 82 year-old woman with arthritis throws her own prosthetic leg at you... it’s time to go.