Doctors in France Perform First Partial Face Transplant
Woman desperately wanted 2nd nose to snub at the rest of the world.
Bush Again Rejects Calls for a Withdrawal Timetable in Iraq
Names “abstinence” as the only choice a Christian should make.
Bongo Stays in Power in Gabon
Citizens reelect small piece of stretched cowide running on platform of “thump” and “thwack”.
Mexico's Leader Says He'll Persevere on Migration
Vows to have entire population across US border by 2012.
TSA to allow sharp objects on planes
Institutes mandatory “mitten-wearing” policy for all passengers while in-flight.
New Orleans launches free wireless Internet network
Said a spokesperson: “now all we need is power, running water and sewage service and we’ll be good as new!”
Gregory Peck's star stolen from Walk of Fame
Inexplicably, Patrick Swayze’s remains.
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Mittens are fuzzy. I like mittens.
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