Random paragraph #24

After 217 days of ingesting nothing but fish sticks and warm orange juice, Frank thought he might need to shake things up... it just didn’t feel right anymore... sure, the fish sticks made him smile every time he snapped one in half with his front teeth while pretending he was a bear foraging for food in the great northwest... and let’s face it, you just couldn’t beat a tall, pulpy glass of slightly lower than room temperature OJ, but still... he wasn’t feeling that “zest” anymore. He needed something new. Something exciting. He headed into the kitchen and begin to work his magic... 4 hours later, Frank emerged with what he thought could be the perfect addition to his formidable nutritional arsenal... With great jubilation he had discovered that, when mixed in a blender (for 14 seconds on “frappe” to be precise), partially defrosted chicken nuggets, chocolate pudding mix and extra-firm, spicy cajun tofu combined to form a new substance that, while having the consistency of a slightly past date cod, and a smell that one might accurately relate to spoiled milk, tasted pretty darn close to a hearty head-cheese risotto.