Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Today's headlines #5

Massachusetts Sets Health Plan for Nearly All
Frank and George reportedly pissed.


Last Gasp of Winter Arrives With Supersized Snowflakes
Details of breakthrough McDonald’s/Mother Nature sponsorship deal revealed.


Apple Unveils Software to Let Macs Run Windows
Supersized snowflakes seen falling in Hades


Activist Nuns Return to Missile Silo
I just hope they don’t have the launch codes.


Saddam Dodges Shiite Questions
Well if they’re that bad, I probably wouldn’t answer them either…


Doctors Reattach Part of Sharon's Skull
Still offer no explanation for Basic instinct 2


Vain Wild Turkey Seeks Leftovers at Café
I’m not even going to ask.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Welcome back flarf.