7 Random thoughts I had today
1. Fat people shouldn’t own inflatable furniture.
2. Snow globes are really only entertaining for a few seconds – they probably make great gifts for people with ADD.
3. If cows had wheels they’d be a lot easier to mooove.
4. A rowing machine neither transports you anywhere, nor reduces the work involved in a given task. In that regard (as far as I’m concerned), it fails at both objectives its name implies.
5. I firmly believe that skinny people are unable to appreciate the full benefit of overstuffed chairs.
6. I have no idea what “NERF” stands for.
7. It’s kinda sad... though they sound more like names for a pet ogre on a 70s kids’ TV show, “google” & “blog” are now words that people in suits utter everyday with a straight face.
4 comments:
very entertaining...blogs are a scary addition to the world of self-disclosure and sometimes I think they can only be better because of the suits and ties. you're a good writer.
Now I must have too much time on my hands if I indeed went searching for definition of NERF:
nerf: when a part of the game is changed in a way that players do not like. (Increasing the weight of large sewing kits was considered to be a "nerf" by many.) This term was originally used for extreme problems, such as for changes that made a class, tradeskill, etc. unusable. Due to term popularity, it is now used for any perceived detrimental change in any aspect of the game.
interesting... and here i thought it was just a mass-produced fluffy material that allowed warfare to become less painful
...and was good for squishy footballs
too much time or not, your efforts are appreciated... and applauded :)
that stuff needs to come pout on dvd... especially the animaniacs...
NARF!
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