Random Paragraph #20

Glancing back at the now-liquefied remains of what used to be his chubby friend Ralph, Edgar was overcome with a feeling of shame... for as he raced to escape from what would soon be the “former” home of the University’s chemistry lab, the thought that kept resonating in his brain was NOT that he’d just lost one of his dearest and closest friends, but rather that teaming with a man who had a sweet tooth and an obvious thyroid problem was not the wisest course of action to take when you’ve chosen “pop rocks – untapped potential” as your senior thesis project.