Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Questions on fish

I was just wondering...

Are "Bluefish" always sad?

Are "Sunnies" always cheerful?

Are "Lungfish" predisposed to contracting emphysema?

Can "Angelfish" be atheists?

Do "Catfish" respond to the sound of a can opener?

If a "Clownfish" mated with a "Bluefish," would the offspring be a "Sunny"?

Are "Triggers" ever itchy?

Why don't "Perch" just stay in one place?

Do "Jawfish" ever get TMJ?

If you eat a "Lemonfish," do you still need to squeeze any?

Why aren't "Goldfish" more valuable than "Silverfish"?

Do "Whitebait" even really stand a chance?



and finally...
Would a dyslexic "Carp" think it was just a pile of poo?

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