He sat at the computer, trying to conjure up some bit of greatness to share with the world… an insight… a bit of forethought... a pure “eureka” moment that when arrived at would prove to be the culmination of all his intellect and wit… Schooling, life lessons, hardships… experience… they had all played a part in leading him to this one defining moment. It was time for an epiphany. But alas, it would not come. As he sat there, attempting to ponder life’s greater mysteries, a single phrase kept circulating in his brain, keeping from completing his goal… the same six unholy words repeating, over and over… and over…
“Don’t you just LOVE a bargain…”
Damn you Christmas Tree shops! You and your beloved BARGAINS! I say, Christmas Tree shops… your time has passed…. Yes, you may have been victorious today, but tomorrow… tomorrow shall be a day of reckoning!
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