Wednesday, August 31, 2005

List #2

26 Bad titles for “how-to” books


1. 50 ways to draw a snake

2. The amputee’s guide to unicycles

3. Teaching yourself to read

4. The blind man’s guide to electrical repair

5. The optimist’s guide to the apocalypse

6. How to get 3 minute abs (in seven days or less)

7. How to draw attention in airports

8. So you wnt too be a proofreedr?

9. The pessimist’s guide to rainbows

10. The atheist’s guide to prayer and reincarnation

11. The pack rat’s guide to Feng Shui

12. How to catch a bullet in your teeth... once

13. 17 ways to draw a worm

14. Tai Chi for poodles

15. Build your own wife!

16. Life’s little destruction book.

17. LOWER YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE NOW!!!!

18. How to publish a “how to” book on “how to” books

19. Cliff’s notes for dummies

20. The gynecologist’s guide to plumbing repair

21. The plumber’s guide to...

22. How to hunt broccoli for sport

22. 34 puppet shows that will get you arrested

23. The sadist’s guide to office supplies

24. 72 ways to remove a staple

25. The quadriplegic’s guide to mime

and finally...

26. Red wire, blue wire... who gives a crap

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