26 Bad titles for “how-to” books
1. 50 ways to draw a snake
2. The amputee’s guide to unicycles
3. Teaching yourself to read
4. The blind man’s guide to electrical repair
5. The optimist’s guide to the apocalypse
6. How to get 3 minute abs (in seven days or less)
7. How to draw attention in airports
8. So you wnt too be a proofreedr?
9. The pessimist’s guide to rainbows
10. The atheist’s guide to prayer and reincarnation
11. The pack rat’s guide to Feng Shui
12. How to catch a bullet in your teeth... once
13. 17 ways to draw a worm
14. Tai Chi for poodles
15. Build your own wife!
16. Life’s little destruction book.
17. LOWER YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE NOW!!!!
18. How to publish a “how to” book on “how to” books
19. Cliff’s notes for dummies
20. The gynecologist’s guide to plumbing repair
21. The plumber’s guide to...
22. How to hunt broccoli for sport
22. 34 puppet shows that will get you arrested
23. The sadist’s guide to office supplies
24. 72 ways to remove a staple
25. The quadriplegic’s guide to mime
and finally...
26. Red wire, blue wire... who gives a crap
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