DARK CLOUD :(
Watching Hollywood movies can give you an affinity for an alternate set of life circumstances and events that is impossible to attain… therefore, when the movie ends, you’ll be left feeling dejected and lost, even more dispassionate about reality than when the movie first began.
SILVER LINING :)
If you sit near the front, there’s a good chance that by the end of the movie, if you look under your seat, you’ll discover that a few stray Goobers have found their way down from the back of the theatre... this won’t enrich your life any… but it will give you something to throw at anyone who looks TOO happy.
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