Monday, February 28, 2005

Silver Linings #1

DARK CLOUD :(
If you give money to a bum, he's probably just going to spend it on cheap wine or malt liquor.


SILVER LINING :)
In a few hours, he'll pass out drunk, thus rendering him incapable of bothering anyone else. You'll have performed a helpful service for your community, and therefore should give yourself a hearty pat on the back. Plus, if you want, you can probably poke him with sticks and stuff without him even noticing.

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