Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Today's headlines #6

Seniors rush to beat Medicare cutoff
Let’s be honest… do seniors really “rush” to do anything?


Rising Diabetes Threat Meets a Falling Budget
And an onslaught of “Ho Hos”


New England Deluged by Worst Flooding in Decades
Local leaders speak up for those hardest hit, saying “Yankees suck”


Supreme Court rules in favor of eBay
And against good taste


Bush Denies Eavesdropping on U.S. Phone Calls
Well sure… first you’d have to understand how to use a phone.


Hawaiian waters dangerous for whales
Sea-faring mammals warned to be on the lookout for “tiny bubbles”


Alligators kill two more in Florida over weekend
See? I told you seniors couldn’t “rush”

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