Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Silver Linings #4

DARK CLOUD :(
It is rumored that Korean food occasionally substitutes meat from feral cats and dogs for beef and chicken.


SILVER LINING :)
Although one might find this alternate food source morally objectionable, it could actually be beneficial... I mean c'mon, the little guys run around all day... that has to be good for SOMETHING, right? What do cows do but swat at flies and chew cud? Of course, the dog or cat in question would have to be slow enough to be caught in the first place, so there's a good chance it's diseased... but hey, even then, you'd probably get to have your case written up in a new medical journal or something.

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